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Re: Cheez Whiz

Postby Bubbha » Fri Jun 24, 2016 09:53

Why don't you make your own? You'll need some hydrogenated milk protein, benzalkonium polysorbate, dihydropolyglycobenzoate, desiccated imitation cheese-food substance, nitrocarbonyl methylcellulose, and Orange Dye #7. Throw it in a vat and irradiate with plutonium until it starts to glow in the dark, and voila! :bow:

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Re: Cheez Whiz

Postby divea » Fri Jun 24, 2016 09:59

Bubbha wrote:Why don't you make your own? You'll need some hydrogenated milk protein, benzalkonium polysorbate, dihydropolyglycobenzoate, desiccated imitation cheese-food substance, nitrocarbonyl methylcellulose, and Orange Dye #7. Throw it in a vat and irradiate with plutonium until it starts to glow in the dark, and voila! :bow:

This reminded me of the Chief! :bravo:
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Re: Cheez Whiz

Postby Toad » Fri Jun 24, 2016 11:19

Bubbha wrote:Why don't you make your own? You'll need some hydrogenated milk protein, benzalkonium polysorbate, dihydropolyglycobenzoate, desiccated imitation cheese-food substance, nitrocarbonyl methylcellulose, and Orange Dye #7. Throw it in a vat and irradiate with plutonium until it starts to glow in the dark, and voila! :bow:


I suggested back there that he could make it from real ingredients (as it once was, apparently) and he wasn't impressed. IUPAC makes everything taste better!

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Re: Cheez Whiz

Postby dasaint » Fri Jun 24, 2016 16:17

Still have have a couple of this in our pantry. Unfortunately, the kids will kill me if I give them away. I have friends coming over from the Philippines in July. I'll ask them to bring some for you. :wink:

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