Kids say the funniest things!

Did your kid just crack you up? Share the fun and pass it on!

Moderator: Just Jennifer

Re: Kids say the funniest things!

Postby Dragonbones » Mon Jul 24, 2017 22:40

Xavier, age 2.5, has taken, for some bizarre reason, to repeating:

When I'm on the autobahn,
all the insects eat me!

When I'm on the autobahn,
all the insects eat me!

When I'm on the autobahn,
all the insects eat me!

We have no freakin' idea where that came from!
“To cook for the pleasure of it, to devote a portion of our leisure to it, is to declare our independence from the corporations seeking to organize our every waking moment into yet another occasion for consumption." --Michael Pollan

These users gave kudos to the author Dragonbones for the post:
Just Jennifer (Tue Jul 25, 2017 02:51)
Dragonbones
Taiwanease Deity
 
Posts: 5101
Joined: Sun Nov 28, 2010 19:59
Location: Donghu, Neihu, Taibei
Has given kudos: 535 times
Has gotten kudos: 1053 times

Re: Kids say the funniest things!

Postby sandman » Tue Jul 25, 2017 15:38

After taking him shopping for a beetle enclosure, food, etc. Tucked up in bed: "Daddy, sometimes you're actually not too bad."

These users gave kudos to the author sandman for the post (total 3):
Toad (Thu Aug 17, 2017 13:31) • Dragonbones (Thu Jul 27, 2017 11:12) • maoman (Tue Jul 25, 2017 17:51)
sandman
Taiwanease Royalty
 
Posts: 3992
Joined: Sat Mar 28, 2009 13:44
Has given kudos: 317 times
Has gotten kudos: 845 times

Re: Kids say the funniest things!

Postby maoman » Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:06

Trudi: Dad, I've been thinking about when I grow up.
Me: Oh?
Trudi: Yeah, I've decided I'm not going to smoke cigarettes when I'm a grown-up.
Me: Well, that's a good decision. Cigarettes aren't healthy.
Trudi: Right! So I'm going to smoke cigars, like you. Girls can smoke cigars, right?
Me: ....
Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle.
maoman  Anthony van Dyck
Admin
 
Posts: 5647
Joined: Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:41
Location: Taipei
Has given kudos: 1845 times
Has gotten kudos: 1336 times
Display Name: Anthony van Dyck

Re: Kids say the funniest things!

Postby Just Jennifer » Wed Nov 08, 2017 02:29

Image

"Scars are dope."

She is a tough one. She was born premature, 2.15 kg, underweight and itty bitty the first four years of her life, are like a bird, didn't walk until about 17 months.

When I met her at the ER she started to cry--but wouldn't let anyone but me see her. I thought it was the pain but no, she was so sad that she wouldn't be able to compete.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Make magical, musical memories with your child at Kindermusik with Jennifer Joy
[url]http://www.fb.com/kmjoytaiwan[/url]

These users gave kudos to the author Just Jennifer for the post (total 2):
maoman (Wed Nov 08, 2017 09:59) • jimipresley (Wed Nov 08, 2017 05:10)
Just Jennifer
Taiwanease Aristocracy
 
Posts: 2492
Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 16:47
Location: Taipei
Has given kudos: 1846 times
Has gotten kudos: 320 times

Previous

Return to Kids say (and do!) the cutest things ....