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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby Tempo Gain » Mon May 01, 2017 23:18

Rugby's just as bad as football with the constant thanking and badgering. Hockey's gotta be more relaxing.

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby jimipresley » Tue May 02, 2017 00:00

Tempo Gain wrote:Rugby's just as bad as football with the constant thanking and badgering. Hockey's gotta be more relaxing.

Sevens rugby's the fuckin' worst. The Fijians, Samoans and South Africans think that every point they score was preordained and decreed by Baby Jesus. As if He's taking time out of His busy schedule to advance their careers.

What is it with that Pacific Island crowd, anyway? Even the ones that have been co-opted by Japan, the USA, etc. keep pointing to the sky. :idunno:

FFS, Baby Jesus is watching HOCKEY!
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Re: Religion-related Humour

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Re: Religion-related Humour

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby jimipresley » Wed Sep 06, 2017 18:04

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Re: Religion-related Humour

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby jimipresley » Sun Jun 10, 2018 07:19

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby sandman » Sun Jun 10, 2018 13:57

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Dave Allen at Large! Brilliant! I remember dad would send my little sisters to bed when he came on the telly, but I'd get to stay up and watch.

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby Namahottie » Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:23

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Minus the cussin' <cluches pearls> it's funny.

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby Tempo Gain » Tue Jun 12, 2018 22:34

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Dave Allen at Large! Brilliant! I remember dad would send my little sisters to bed when he came on the telly, but I'd get to stay up and watch.


Pretty new to me, I don't think too many people over our way have heard of him. And very glad I came across him
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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby LostInTaipei » Wed Jun 13, 2018 08:40

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Dave Allen at Large! Brilliant! I remember dad would send my little sisters to bed when he came on the telly, but I'd get to stay up and watch.


Pretty new to me, I don't think too many people over our way have heard of him. And very glad I came across him

His show was often on PBS when I was a kid - or at least, the Seattle version of PBS that we had in Vancouver. Dave Allen, Monty Python, and Fawlty Towers are the main three UK imports I remember enjoying with my parents (themselves UK imports!) around the mid 80s. But while most of my friends knew Monty Python a few years later, only a few were familiar with Dave Allen.
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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby sandman » Wed Jun 13, 2018 14:12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nznZL6i9_co
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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby jimipresley » Thu Oct 18, 2018 22:24

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby Tempo Gain » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:27

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby Big Vern » Wed Dec 05, 2018 23:27

Brilliant!
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