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Re: Odd English Names

Postby Toad » Thu Nov 28, 2013 12:05

cfimages wrote:Was in a Cold Stone the other day and had our orders taken by a girl named Taco

Could have been worse. If she'd been working in a fish shop I would have had an uncontrollable fit of puerile giggles.

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Re: Odd English Names

Postby Kal El » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:29

Not in Taiwan, and the baby of a "musician" and an odious attention seeker, but it's a winner for 2013.

North West. :facepalm:
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Re: Odd English Names

Postby Toad » Sat Mar 15, 2014 23:03

On alibaba.com, there's a "Mr. Grubby Hong" :grin:
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Re: Odd English Names

Postby channamasala » Sun Mar 16, 2014 16:25

Woody Chen.

Would have been funnier if he were Woody Dong or Woody Wang, but he's Woody Chen.
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Re: Odd English Names

Postby Toad » Tue Jun 17, 2014 15:56

Just encountered another "creative" salesperson on Alibaba, called Cooze. :confused:
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Re: Odd English Names

Postby Kal El » Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:19

A friend of a friend on Facebook called Onion Wu. :grin:
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Re: Odd English Names

Postby Bubbha » Mon Feb 09, 2015 18:59

u.Gar
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Re: Odd English Names

Postby Kal El » Mon Feb 09, 2015 21:48

Bubbha wrote:u.Gar
Angle
Phantom

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In the Afrikaans Sunday Times (Die Rapport, we got both every Sunday.) he was called Die Skim. I always thought that was hilarious.
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Re: Odd English Names

Postby Kal El » Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:26

Maybe Ye
Enough Chang
Singing Huang

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Re: Odd English Names

Postby Kal El » Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:51

Head Wu (A twenty-something girl. :heybaby: )
Pig Head Wu (Not related to above. A twenty-something guy. I imagine he was directly translating 豬頭.)
Sara Beautylove
Ws Panda
Savinawa Chen
Tako Yu
Danivu Cheng
Chilldrin Chao (Not sure if this one is spelling mistake or what.)

Some with spelling mishaps:
Evenlyne Chen
Alen Chen
Jenet Chiu
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Re: Odd English Names

Postby Kal El » Wed Dec 16, 2015 22:04

Bornwise Mtonzi
Givemore Farmboy Sambana
Polite Mlilo

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Seriously. I'm not making this shit up.
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Re: Odd English Names

Postby jimipresley » Wed Dec 16, 2015 22:22

Not much productive English language instruction happening out in the provinces, I guess. :neutral:
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Re: Odd English Names

Postby Kal El » Wed Dec 19, 2018 13:21

Archangel Tu
Oneman Oneman
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Re: Odd English Names

Postby jimipresley » Wed Dec 19, 2018 13:39

Kal El wrote:Oneman Oneman

Dude could save a lot of space and time by calling himself "Twoman".
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