Sex on the Kaohsiung Subway

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Sex on the Kaohsiung Subway

Postby maoman » Tue Apr 23, 2013 08:44

Subway Rider Pretends to Read While Concealed Girlfriend Gives Him Head

Think making eye contact with people on the subway is awkward? Try making eye contact with their O-face.

Some smooth operator riding the Taipei Metro thought he was being clever as fuck by pulling a coat over his lady friend's head and pretending to read while she, um, engaged in some hardcore PDA.

But there was one fatal flaw in the impatient young man's otherwise ingenious plan: No book is that good.


Wow. That's pretty brazen. :eek:
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Re: Sex and the City, in the City, in front of the City

Postby Doogie Howser MD » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:47

This is a perfect opportunity for some creative photoshopping. What book is that guy reading? The Joy of Sex?
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Re: Sex and the City, in the City, in front of the City

Postby maoman » Tue Apr 23, 2013 12:59

Doogie Howser MD wrote:This is a perfect opportunity for some creative photoshopping. What book is that guy reading? The Joy of Sex?

Here you go: https://taiwaneasy.tw/classifieds/b ... screen_i13
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Re: Sex and the City, in the City, in front of the City

Postby Bunks » Tue Apr 23, 2013 13:30

I saw a girl sucking a guy off on a revolving dancefloor, in Newcastle, on a boat called The Tuxedo Princess. Every minute they'd revolve right by and they'd still be at it. Also saw a guy wanking on the Tokyo subway. But then again, I've seen close to everything on the Tokyo subway aside from an elephant making love to a pig.
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Re: Sex and the City, in the City, in front of the City

Postby supersupau » Tue Apr 23, 2013 15:27

That's not the Taipei metro. The seats in the video are green. The ones on the Taipei metro are blue.
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Re: Sex and the City, in the City, in front of the City

Postby sandman » Tue Apr 23, 2013 15:52

I've heard of bagging. I've even heard of double-bagging for the even less favourably graced females. But a fucking ANORAK? Damn, but that is some KIND of fugly! :lol: Its not Taipei. Its K-town. They're utterly shameless down there.
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Re: Sex and the City, in the City, in front of the City

Postby Doogie Howser MD » Tue Apr 23, 2013 15:54

supersupau wrote:That's not the Taipei metro. The seats in the video are green. The ones on the Taipei metro are blue.

This article says it was in Kaohsiung. http://www.ettoday.net/news/20130422/195843.htm
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Re: Sex and the City, in the City, in front of the City

Postby channamasala » Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:55

This brings new meaning to that MRT billboard I once saw that said "Happy to Ride the MRT!"
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Re: Sex and the City, in the City, in front of the City

Postby Dragonbones » Wed Apr 24, 2013 14:06

Well, I don't know which is worse, that, or Cantonese grandmothers
regularly seen blowing on chickens' anuses

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Re: Sex and the City, in the City, in front of the City

Postby Kal El » Thu Apr 25, 2013 03:45

Doogie Howser MD wrote:
supersupau wrote:That's not the Taipei metro. The seats in the video are green. The ones on the Taipei metro are blue.

This article says it was in Kaohsiung. http://www.ettoday.net/news/20130422/195843.htm

Seems a bit silly to be covering their faces in that article. I mean, if they're willing to risk public gob nobbing in this age of smart phones and social media, perhaps they shouldn't be too worried that her blue truck driving dad and his binlang buddies are going to come looking for him. Besides, it's been all over the internet already anyway. :idunno:
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Re: Sex and the City, in the City, in front of the City

Postby Elegua » Thu Apr 25, 2013 08:56

Wow. To be publicly associated with such an event and such a choice specimen.

Good thing seppuku is not a Taiwan thing.
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Re: Sex and the City, in the City, in front of the City

Postby maoman » Thu Apr 25, 2013 09:38

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Re: Sex on the Kaohsiung Subway

Postby channamasala » Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:05

omg can I please Facebook that photo? I'll credit whomever I need to.
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Re: Sex on the Kaohsiung Subway

Postby Dr Kurt Langstrom » Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:09

Hey wait just a dang minute!!

Shouldn't this thread be re-titled?

According to the Taiwan Government and my man Bill Clinton (not to mention every married man on the planet), fellatio (Who, that blind Puerto Rican folk singer?? Wha???) does not qualify as "sex".
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Re: Sex on the Kaohsiung Subway

Postby channamasala » Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:15

Dr Kurt Langstrom wrote:Hey wait just a dang minute!!

Shouldn't this thread be re-titled?

According to the Taiwan Government and my man Bill Clinton (not to mention every married man on the planet), fellatio (Who, that blind Puerto Rican folk singer?? Wha???) does not qualify as "sex".
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So all this time I've been making my own composite emoji:

:lie: :lick:

...when all along I could have gotten a real one?

Damn.
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