"The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

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"The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby jimipresley » Mon Jun 03, 2013 22:39

The most colourful character in football is back where he's most loved! I am SO looking forward to the snark.

I think Sir Alex retired just in time. :grin:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22574810
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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby Taffy » Tue Jun 04, 2013 14:18

Mourinho will spice up the press conferences, if not the actual football being played. He is a colossal wanker, but an entertaining one.

Any predictions for the top of the table at the end of next season? I'll stick my neck out and say

1. Manchester City
2. Chelsea
3. Manchester United
4. Spurs, if they can hold on to monkey-boy Bale

Fulham will finish in 11th.
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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby sandman » Tue Jun 04, 2013 16:06

Oh man! Some other rich corporate prat, that's all. I though you were talking about Peter Osgood. :cry:
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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby jimipresley » Sun Nov 08, 2015 11:21

Things are starting to look extremely dire and precarious for The Special One. :grin:
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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby jimipresley » Fri Dec 18, 2015 06:52

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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby cfimages » Fri Dec 18, 2015 07:45

Is that a record? Win the PL and then get fired for poor performance 7 months later?

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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby Big Vern » Fri Dec 18, 2015 09:23

cfimages wrote:Is that a record? Win the PL and then get fired for poor performance 7 months later?


There have been more extreme examples in Spain, but it does seem unique in the PL. Publicly blaming the players must have been the final straw.

Bloody Abramovich! Ruining everyone's Christmas. I'd been enjoying Chelsea's plight even more than Man U's under Moyes.

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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby jimipresley » Sun May 22, 2016 09:16

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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby Big Vern » Sun May 22, 2016 09:51

jimipresley wrote:He's going to ManUre! :cool:

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36351371


Fingers crossed it turns into a Chelsea repeat.

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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby cfimages » Sun May 22, 2016 10:36

Thanks for winning the FA Cup, LVG. Oh, by the way, you're fired.
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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby Big Vern » Sun May 22, 2016 10:52

cfimages wrote:Thanks for winning the FA Cup, LVG. Oh, by the way, you're fired.


And they leaked the news before he gave his post-match press conference and he didn't know. Classy.
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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby Bunks » Sun May 22, 2016 15:07

Things I will compare Mourinho at Man Utd to...

A remake of The Deer Hunter with Will.I.Am playing all the roles.
Losing both your legs in an explosion at a shit factory.
A giant turd driving a bus made of turds into a cesspit full of turds.
A cancerous gall bladder full of shit stones.
Meeting Ashton Kucher.
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Re: "The Special One" Returns to Stamford Bridge

Postby jimipresley » Sun May 22, 2016 15:43

Bunks wrote:Things I will compare Mourinho at Man Utd to...

A remake of The Deer Hunter with Will.I.Am playing all the roles.
Losing both your legs in an explosion at a shit factory.
A giant turd driving a bus made of turds into a cesspit full of turds.
A cancerous gall bladder full of shit stones.
Meeting Ashton Kucher.


You left out "It's like getting a bowl of bum gravy to drizzle over a rack of shit ribs". :grin: :bravo:
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