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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby jimipresley » Sat Apr 14, 2012 18:17

"There was no room in the inn? Well that's 'cos it was Christmas, innit?" :roflmao:
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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby ThreadKiller » Sat Jun 16, 2012 16:13

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"Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here." (Melvin Udall)
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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby Elegua » Fri Oct 12, 2012 16:32

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Vida de Otário

....and distinguished nothing except a single green light, minute and far away, that might have been the end of a dock.

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby Kal El » Tue Dec 18, 2012 03:39

Merry Christmas, you heathen filth!! :grin:
Paraphrasing Dr. K.

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Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.
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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby ThreadKiller » Wed Jun 12, 2013 02:12

maoman has turned me onto The Oatmeal. So, here's How to suck at your religion.

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby Kal El » Wed Jun 12, 2013 13:32

HAHA! That's INSANE! Tom Cruise is INSANE! :yay:
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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby TainanCowboy » Sun Jun 22, 2014 12:15

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I post them so that those who might agree with such positions will know they are not alone.
Some things are opinions and can be argued - some things are facts and cannot.
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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby ThreadKiller » Mon Aug 04, 2014 20:15

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby maoman » Fri Aug 29, 2014 23:55

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Re: Religion-related Humour

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Re: Religion-related Humour

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby Kal El » Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:41


Did you read the reviews?

Good for clensing, August 17, 2009
By
Davie Blossom "D.B."
This review is from: Birth Control is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!! (Paperback)
My wife and I were actually quite impressed with this item. Between the two of us it took 9 days to finish and I must say I found it hard to get used to during the first few sittings, but gradualy became more comfortable as time went on.

Although neither of us paid too much attention to the content, the sheer volume and quality of the paper contained within was pleasantly suprizing. The paper feels crisp, heavy and tough, yet the pages seperate with just the slightest tug of a thumb and forefinger.

The only real controversy this book created for my wife and I was mostly my fault. You see after I finished the last page I was too lazy to replace the book with another and I left the empty cover sitting on top of the sistern. Let me tell you I copped a nagging!

Overall the item was an interesting change, but we found it a bit expensive and not as suitable as the regular stuff available at the supermarket. Together my wife and I have decided just to stick with normal sorbent two-ply rolls from now on, and would suggest others do the same.

:lol:

Confused
I'm sorry, I thought this was a book about birth control and Jesus, but it appears to be written in FORTRAN.


I think this one was written by Jimipresley.
THIS BOOK HAS GIVEN ME A NEW LEASE ON LIFE: I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD USE > PUNCTUATION > IN THIS WAY BEFORE: BUT NOW THE HOLYSPIRIT HAS GIVEN ME THE ABILITY TO> CHALLENGE SOCIAL PUNCTUATIONAL NORMS!! PRAISE JESUS!!


And my personal favourite.
The haters here are "gonna hate," but you should know that this new edition, all caps and excessive punctuation aside, is WAY better than the first edition of the book, which was written entirely in human excrement on the interior walls of the Athens Lunatic Asylum in Athens, Ohio. So let's give a little credit where credit is due, guys.


And the runner-up.
Still a better love story than Twilight.

Wait, sorry, I meant:
STILL A> BETTER **LOVE!! STORY THAN HOLYSPIRIT: TWILIGHT><.!*. AMAZING CHRIST JESUS *JOHN 5235 BOOK:


Edit: Horrifyingly, when I read the excerpts from the "look inside" thingy, it sounded like my ex-MiL speaking to me from South Africa. The stuff of nightmares. I'm well out of it TBH.
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Heathen filth, the lot of you.
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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby shiadoa » Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:48

Yup, twas the reviews that I though most excellent. :smile:
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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby maoman » Tue Oct 28, 2014 12:58

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Re: Religion-related Humour

Postby maoman » Tue Aug 04, 2015 03:03

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