Facepalms on Facebook

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Re: Facepalms on Facebook

Postby Big Vern » Wed Apr 11, 2018 23:23

Kal El wrote:
Big Vern wrote:
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Big Vern wrote:They are taking information about me and using it to make lots of money.

Good luck with my info. From Krypton, living in Smallville, previously worked for Star Fleet, and graduated from Star Fleet Academy and the Vulcan Science Instritute. :roflmao:

Well, now the Man knows who you are. Good luck with finding a phone booth. In fact, that's probably why they've got rid of them.

I use elevators and stairwells these days. So ... :idunno: Whatevs.


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Re: Facepalms on Facebook

Postby Kal El » Thu Apr 12, 2018 08:03

Big Vern wrote:
Kal El wrote:
Big Vern wrote:
Kal El wrote:
Big Vern wrote:They are taking information about me and using it to make lots of money.

Good luck with my info. From Krypton, living in Smallville, previously worked for Star Fleet, and graduated from Star Fleet Academy and the Vulcan Science Instritute. :roflmao:

Well, now the Man knows who you are. Good luck with finding a phone booth. In fact, that's probably why they've got rid of them.

I use elevators and stairwells these days. So ... :idunno: Whatevs.


Get back to me when you've figured out correct underpant usage.

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Re: Facepalms on Facebook

Postby Kal El » Wed May 16, 2018 12:48

Original Post wrote:I thought that I'd have tasted some pretty horrible medicine in my lifetime...not until I started taking Chinese medicine. Wow, this stuff is pretty awful tasting...but it is all natural and probably healthier than popping sleeping tablets. Let's hope this helps with my bad sleeping.


Random Comment wrote: Congratulations, you've become more Taiwanese than Taiwanese. We need you here on this island :smile: :smile: :smile:


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Re: Facepalms on Facebook

Postby Icon » Thu May 17, 2018 00:01

Please no one tell him what is inside that powder...more Western medicine than he can handle. Ayioo.

The reply is..epic.
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Re: Facepalms on Facebook

Postby jimipresley » Sat May 19, 2018 09:13

I was having a look through my "memories" on Facebook, and worked out where so many of my "unfriends" come from. People get really upset when you ask them why they are wishing a celebrity (who isn't their Facebook friend and won't see their post) "happy birthday". :grin:
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Re: Facepalms on Facebook

Postby Kal El » Sat May 19, 2018 09:23

jimipresley wrote:I was having a look through my "memories" on Facebook, and worked out where so many of my "unfriends" come from. People get really upset when you ask them why they are wishing a celebrity (who isn't their Facebook friend and won't see their post) "happy birthday". :grin:

I don't get why that upsets people, but I guess the reason people post wishing celebrities "happy birthday" is likely the same reason people post celebrity deaths with "RIP" etc. It's more an announcement to their friends that someone they like or admire is having a birthday or just died and it somehow emotionally affects them. :idunno:
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